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The first time I ever tried an online translator I thought I was finally living in the space age world I had always dreamed of. Surely, it would only be a matter of time before I got to sit in a flying taxi on my way to work in a robot factory on the moon.<\/p>\n

Sadly, it wasn\u2019t to be. Not only do taxis remain firmly grounded, but online translators aren\u2019t the magical devices I thought they were. If you want proof that translations need to be dealt with by someone who understands both languages well, here are a few examples.<\/p>\n

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The Weird Chinese Menu Translation<\/h2>\n

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\nI have no idea if they used an online translator to create the most bizarre menu of Chinese food ever, but I don\u2019t think it was written by someone who was particularly fluent in English. Return a meat<\/i> is a pretty tempting dish, although it does sound rather like something that is going to induce vomiting. However, my favourite from the menu has got to be the Living to explode the salt to frying the meat<\/i>.\u00a0 The only problem is that I don\u2019t think that any dish can possibly live up to such an invigorating name.<\/p>\n

The Smiling Grass Translation<\/h2>\n

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\u00a0I love grass, I really do. However, even a dedicated grass fan like myself finds it hard to picture the green stuff grinning at me as I tramp all over it.<\/p>\n

Nonetheless, this is what a Chinese park sign has been translated to say. The grass is smiling at you, please detour<\/i> is the full phrase. Actually, that\u2019s a pretty good phrase and is probably more effective than a dry, serious 'keep off the grass' would be.\u00a0 Make sure you smile back the next time you walk on a lawn.<\/p>\n

The Golden Translation<\/h2>\n

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I love the translation on this sign that says Parents keep your golden<\/i>. What can it possibly mean? There is a picture of a family above it so I reckon it is definitely something to do with the kids. It sounds like the start of an inspirational phrase like Parents keep your golden kids happy and healthy<\/i> or Parents keep your golden years forever.<\/i> Why on Earth would you put something like that on a sign next to the water, though?<\/p>\n

The Lazy Translation<\/h2>\n

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If you aren\u2019t an expert then, sometimes, you might get so far in a translation and just sort of give up. This translation of Driver wanted<\/i> into Spanish started off well. Se necesita<\/i> is a steady start but either the translator\u2019s PC broke down or else they just couldn\u2019t be bothered doing any more. It ended up as Se necesita delivery guy<\/i> in Spanish so there really wasn\u2019t much point in pretending to translate the blooming thing in the first place.<\/p>\n

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Editor's note: Originally published on October 24, 2013. Updated on October 4, 2021.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The first time I ever tried an online translator I thought I was finally living in the space age world I had always dreamed of. Surely, it would only be a matter of time before I got to sit in a flying taxi on my way to work in a robot factory on the moon.(\u2026)<\/p>\n

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