{"id":3214,"date":"2015-05-14T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2015-05-14T08:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.listenandlearn.org\/blog\/?p=3214"},"modified":"2015-05-12T11:35:26","modified_gmt":"2015-05-12T11:35:26","slug":"poor-punctuation-shocking-spelling-grammar-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.listenandlearn.org\/blog\/poor-punctuation-shocking-spelling-grammar-police\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Punctuation, Shocking Spelling: Grammar Police Are Here"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Punctuation&Spelling\"<\/a><\/p>\n

One of the most rewarding things about being an English language teacher is when things go wrong.<\/p>\n

Not when an overenthusiastic twirl at the whiteboard results in losing grip of your pen and it ricocheting off of a student's face. Not when the photocopier decides to eat your original copy and cover it in a slurry of toner soot minutes before your lesson. Nor when you suffer brain freeze when confronted with a difficult question.<\/p>\n

The right kind of wrong<\/b><\/h3>\n

By the kind of wrong we mean those delightful little mistakes students make that leave your jaw aching with the effort keeping that snort of laughter in. Small things like 'I want a jam and tomato sandwich.' (your sandwich choice is your own but we assume you mean ham<\/i>) can result in a smirk, writing ass<\/i> rather than donkey<\/i> may raise a childish snigger when used in certain scenarios, and innocently used words that result in innuendo leave you holding your sides and trying to stop the tears of laughter rolling down your face.<\/p>\n

Spelling is often a source of great amusement in a language class, and it must be said that punctuation can also provide a lot of entertainment. The resultant argument that followed after a lesson on punctuation with an advanced class using a Dear John<\/a> letter was worthy of any Cambridge Union Society debate; who knew a misplaced comma could produce such anger?<\/p>\n

Grammar aficionados<\/b><\/h3>\n

If you are not one of those Grammar Police that clutches their chest in agony when passing a badly written sign, or flourishes a red pen and corrects a menu with disdainful flair whilst waiting to be served, perhaps you are missing out on a whole world of hilarity you never knew of. A quick flick through Lynne Truss\u2019s Eats, Shoots & Leaves<\/a> is highly recommended to show you what we mean. This book gives an insight into the mishaps of misplaced punctuation and the different meanings this can result in. And before you think we\u2019re being a little overzealous with the title Grammar Police, there is a Facebook group<\/a> for bad punctuation, September 24th is Bad Punctuation Day<\/a>, and there\u2019s even a world spelling (literacy) day as part of the World Education Games<\/a>.<\/p>\n

A recent Telegraph article<\/a> highlighted some perfect examples of what we could refer to as Crimes Against The English Language. Here are our own offerings for your amusement.<\/p>\n

Foreign aid?<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"demotivational-posters-context-punctuation\"<\/a>

Image via pleated-jeans.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

We are sure this slide was designed with good intentions in mind, but it looks more like a report on the cause of North American obesity rather than the plight of those without food.<\/p>\n

We don\u2019t need no education\u2026<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"_48689343_shcool_ap\"<\/a>

Image via bbc.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

But we could do with knowing where to go to find one. Perhaps not this school...<\/p>\n

Look away!<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via iconosquare.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

We\u2019re not quite sure what exactly is happening right before our eyes but to be honest, we\u2019re not sure we want to know. Look away, children.<\/p>\n

A very exclusive\u00a0guest list<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via iconosquare.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

We\u2019re all for a society where no one feels excluded but this toilet sign seems to be trying a little too hard to cater for all.<\/p>\n

Physician, heal thyself\u2026<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via buzzfeed.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Or in this case, English \u2018teacher\u2019, have a word with yourself. Yes, someone really should be shamed by their English but we\u2019re not sure that is the point of the advertisement.<\/p>\n

Hungry anyone?<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via iconosquare.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Even the lovely chef Rachael Ray can\u2019t avoid a little crime against language. We\u2019re not sure we\u2019d accept an offer of dinner from her now\u2026even if she does make some beautiful cakes.<\/p>\n

Grandpa, we love you<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via pleated-jeans.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Poor Grandpa! A classic example that does the rounds of many a \u2018bad punctuation\u2019 website. As the picture says: punctuation can save lives.<\/p>\n

Breaking Bad<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via imgur.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

It seems in this school that life is imitating art just a little too much: our teachers used to do math with us in class. How times have changed\u2026<\/p>\n

An acquired taste<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via theguardian.com<\/a> by Andrew Woodley\/Alamy<\/p><\/div>\n

We\u2019re not sure exactly what flavour of beer this is but we do hope it is chilled before serving.<\/p>\n

No regrets<\/b><\/h4>\n
\"Image<\/a>

Image via epictattoofailure.com<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

No self-respecting list of crimes against language would be complete without the ultimate tattoo mistake.<\/p>\n

In good company<\/b><\/h3>\n

If we have concerned you about your own spelling and punctuation, fear not! Apparently you are in good company. A piece from theeducatorsroom,com<\/a> shows that not only are entrepreneurs who spell badly successful in spite of this apparent downfall, their \u2018failure\u2019 is actually inspiring to other people \u2013 \u2018if we can do it so can you\u2019 seems to be the message. Be comforted that even the most articulate of people make mistakes. And who\u2019d have thought some of our beloved wordsmiths would have been such bad spellers<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Still worried about shocking spelling and punctuation faux pas? Why not join us on one of our courses and let us guide you through the minefield of the English language? Contact us<\/a> now to avoid your own crimes against language!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  One of the most rewarding things about being an English language teacher is when things go wrong. Not when an overenthusiastic twirl at the whiteboard results in losing grip of your pen and it ricocheting off of a student’s face. Not when the photocopier decides to eat your original copy and cover it in(\u2026)<\/p>\n

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