Though tensions often seem to be ramped up between Russia and the rest of the world, nothing is ever likely to prevent East and West from coming together over a shared love of sport. Russians are as fanatical about sport as the rest of us, though of course they have their own favourite pastimes to both take part in and watch, with the likes of rugby and golf not particularly prominent on Sport 1 (Спорт 1), their main channel for sports lovers.
Here are a few of Russia’s favourite sports, their current heroes and a few words you’ll need if you want any chance of understanding the commentators.
Naturally Russia is obsessed with the global game, just like the rest of us (including the Americans now apparently, too). The Russian national team flatters to deceive at every major tournament, but their club sides are starting to edge into the global elite, with Zenit Saint Petersburg (Футбо́льный клуб Зени́т) and CSKA Moscow (ЦСКА) the leading lights. At the time of writing, Zenit are top of the Russian Premier League (Чемпионат России по футболу) with 25 points (точки), 4 points ahead of CSKA. Defence is Zenit’s strong point with only 4 goals (голы) conceded in 9 matches (соревнования).
футбол - footbol
Футбо́льный клуб Зени́т - footbolnee cloob zyeneet
ЦСКА - tse-es-ka-a
точки - tochki
голы - goli
соревнования - sorevnovaniya
Ты слепо, Судья? - tee slyepa, soodya (tr: Are you blind, referee?)
Ice hockey (хоккей)
Given much of the country is a winter wonderland for more than just one season of the year, it’s not that surprising to find that Russians are keen on ice hockey. For the uninitiated, two teams of six take to the ice rink (хоккейная площадка), engage in a face-off (вбрасывание) to see who gets control of the puck (шайба), and then attempts to score before being flattened by a huge opponent in a face mask (маска) with a massive stick (клюшка). Russian teams play in a league with those of other nations known as the Kontinental Hockey League (Континентальная хоккейная лига).
хоккей - hokyay
хоккейная площадка - hokyaynaya ploshadka
вбрасывание - vbracevanye
шайба - shaeeba
клюшка - klyooshka
Континентальная хоккейная лига - kontinyentalnaya hokyaynaya liga
драка - draka
потасовка - potasovka
Я думаю, что лед трещит - ya dumayoo, shto lyed tryetsheet (Tr: I think the ice is cracking)
Of course, one of the stranger aspects of the sport is its propensity for fighting (драка), which also goes by the quaint name of fisticuffs (потасовка), and which brings us nicely onto our next sport.
Though the Klitschko brothers are Ukrainian, that didn’t stop a great many Russians cheering the huge twosome when they destroyed their various opponents in the boxing ring (ринг) over the years. There have been two especially famous Russian fighters in the last couple of decades, however; Nikolai Valuev (Николай Валуев) wasn’t an especially good boxer but at seven foot tall his left jab (удар слева) often proved a very nasty weapon. And Kostya Tszyu (Костя Цзю) is widely regarded as one of the finest fighters ever to come out of Russia… which may be why they gloss over the fact that he emigrated to Australia following the collapse of the Soviet Union.
бокс - box
ринг - reeng
удар слева - udar slyeva
Ниже пояса - neezhye poyasa (Tr: Below the belt)
Russian tennis stars are popular all over the world, though sadly not always due to their prowess with a tennis racket (ракетка). Yevgeny Kafelnikov (Евгений Александрович Кафельников) and Marat Safin (Мара́т Муби́нович Са́фин) both won a Grand Slam (Большой Шлем) tennis tournament each, but far more interest appears to be given to Russia’s female tennis stars, for some reason. Thankfully their brightest star, Maria Sharapova (Мари́я Шара́пова), is a demon with the racket with five Grand Slam tournaments under her belt, as well as her other talents (she sells a mean bag of sweets, we’re told).
теннис - tenneese
ракетка - rakyetka
Большой Шлем - bolshoi shlyem
Новые мячи , пожалуйста - noveeye myachi, pozhaluysta (Tr: New balls, please)
Putin watching (смотреть Путина)
Nothing short of a national, and frankly international, obsession, watching the latest sporting feats of President Vladimir Putin (Влади́мир Пу́тин) is a sport in itself. Whether it’s horse riding (верховая езда), shooting (стрельба) or hurling terrified opponents out of a judo (дзюдо) arena, Putin is possibly the nation’s most accomplished sportsperson of all.
смотреть Путина - smotryet putina
верховая езда - vyerhovaya yezda
стрельба - stryelva
дзюдо - dzyooda
Мы любим президента - moi lyoobeem pryezidyenta (tr: We love the president!)
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